Dilbert Test

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Dilbert Trivia test - 15 questions Ratbert started out as an annoying rodent and worked his way up to engineer! Here's a few fun questions taken from two Dilbert books - The Dilbert Principle and The Dilbert Future. If you've got 'em you'll have no trouble. If you don't I have no pity for you.
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Dilbert competence:	I own both books so I am a real engineer! I own one of the books so someday I'll be important like you, Ray! I don't own either so I deserve cubical life with incompetent morons :-( I don't have a clue what you are talking about.

	No.	Question
	1	Dilbert’s company’s budget system was developed by:
		Wally A crazed monk 400 years ago The Dogbert consulting company Pigeons from Neptune I don't know
	2	What was Wally and Dilbert asked to do during their performance evaluations?
		Eat a bug Kiss Ratbert’s butt Make code without computers Read minds I don't know
	3	Aside from Catbert, Dogbert and Ratbert what other animal was hired at the company?
		A monkey A dinosaur A weasel All of the above I don't know
	4	Dilbert dated what girl for an entire year?
		Liz Mary Alice Wally’s sister I don't know
	5	What was the name of the side business Wally and Dilbert ran from their cubical?
		InfoBert, Inc. Walbert Inc. InfoTech Intertech I don't know
	6	Dilbert’s company outsources development to what country?
		Africa Elbania France Greenland I don't know
	7	How does Dilbert teach the marketing guy to reboot his computer?
		Put it in the microwave Turn it off and back on Push that little button Shake it I don't know
	8	How many hours of telecommuting time does Dilbert think equals an 8 hour day’s work?
		1 2 4 6 I don't know
	9	What did Dilbert use to get away from “Camping Carl”?
		A helicopter An escape tunnel A hypnotists Wally I don't know
	10	What kind of new cubical did Catbert the HR Director use
		“Virtual Cube” “Head Cubical“ “Time Share Cubical” “Non-Cube” I don't know
	11	When Ratbert gets hired as a Temp what kind of office does he get
		A corner office The president’s office Dilbert’s cubical A cardboard box I don't know
	12	The Travel Guide at Dilbert’s company requires this for meals while on the road:
		Must cost less than $1.00 per day Must stun a pigeon and fry it Eat only every other day No meals while on the road I don't know
	13	The Latin word for “Close your eyes and open your mouth” is
		Prospectus IPO Proposal Eliminatus I don't know
	14	Worthless assignments go to people who do what
		Ask dumb questions Make eye contact Work in engineering Oppose Dogbert’s ideas I don't know
	15	Marketing talk “We did exhaustive customer research” means
		We think they will buy it Dilbert and Wally thought it wasn't dumb Never mind I asked my cat, Mittens I don't know

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